We do embarrassing things. Pick our wedgies. Pick our noses. Pick out a really bad outfit. Maybe we should stop picking things.
What we all have to remember is, we're in this together. We're all humans, and humans are gross. The more we accept that, the less embarrassed we will be. But still, thank god there's online shopping. Because we're still pretty embarrassed.
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It's hard to even pretend like you know what year or day it is when you can't get a good night's sleep. Snoring doesn't just ruin the night's sleep of anyone that can hear it, it also ruins it for the snorer.
It cuts into their REM, limiting deep slumber. There is a solution, and it's simpler than you think: a chin strap. Consider it the ultimate net for catching those z's. Sometimes, you need just a little help adjusting your position to make you stop snoring. This is the help.
You want to continue binging your favorite Netflix comedy show, but you're starting to smell after sitting on the couch uninterrupted all weekend. Does this mean you have to take a break? Heck no!
The Shower Curtain Liner For Electronic Devices lets you store your gadgets and gizmos in the lining of your shower curtain to keep them safe and dry. Now you can stay sanitary while watching whatever you like. It also has more pockets for more electronic devices than you could ever need.
Get rid of the blackheads on your face once and for all. We're sure that nothing sounds better than that if you have blackheads you've been wanting to get rid of for a long time. That's what your professional pore vacuum will do for you. And so people will think you're naturally perfect, you can get it online.
You can choose from five different heads to get just the care that you need for your skin. It'stough on blemishes but gentle enough that it's not harming your skin. Ditch those appointments to the dermatologist and do it yourself.
Yeah, it's comfy when you have someone to cuddle. It's warm. And snug.
But sometimes it sucks, because you get hot and sweaty and have to deal with their morning breath. But not with the original boyfriend pillow. Pillows can't have morning breath. But you'll feel like you're cuddling a real person, whichcan help you drift off to sleep.
So snuggle up as much as you'd like. You don't even have to worry about shaving your legs.
Your feet deserve a break. Give them some comfort with padded insoles. No one will know your secret, and how you've been standing so long without complaining.
You'll use these every day, because you won't believe how great your feet feel. They're super breathableand fit with every shoe you can possibly think of. Feel like you're stepping onto a cloud, instead of a regular ol' shoe.
This is another item that's as hysterical as it is practical. When you stumble out of bed at night having to pee, you're going to be thankful you found out about it.
This LED toilet light is motion activated, so will gently guide you to where you need to peer and not sear your retinas and make it so you can't go back to sleep again. You can also pee on one of eight soothing colors. Yes, even yellow.
You kinda only have two choices in life when it comes to leg hair: Grow it out or get rid of it.
If you want to do the first approach, go ahead and you do you. If the second approach is more your style, then these hair removal pads are the perfect replacementfor razor burn (ouch!) or hot wax (double ouch!!). No one will be the wiser, but your legs will be...the smoother. Just rub them over your legs, and watch as the hair starts to disappear.
A warm hot shower. And a foot massage? Mmm. This feet cleaner and massager will give you the most refreshing shower experience. And? No one will be the wiser that before you use this, your feet are full of calluses.
Massage and clean your feet in the shower without even having to bend over. All you have to do is stick it to the bottom of your floor, and you've got an in-home massager that's easier to use than you ever thought it could be.
I mean, look at this. This, of all the things on this list, defines what humanity can sometimes be all about. It is gross, it is weird, and it would be totally embarrassing to walk into a store and buy it.
Unwind and relax by popping some pimples. If you're into that sort of thing. But not your own pimples, because that's bad for you. You can pop fake pimples with the help of the pimple popper stress reliever.
This super realistic little gadget makes it feel like you're popping real pimples. And when you run out of pimple goo, all you have to do it replace it. So you can pop pimples for literally long as you want.
Ahhh, okay, we can only look at that picture so long before we get grossed out. Which means people will probably be really grossed out by your feet unless you use the ingrown toenail fixer.
We also know ingrown toenails are painful. So lift it up with this fixer, and it will realign your toenail to where it's supposed to be. You can get it in line and growing in the proper place before you know it.
Your skin is not naturally perfect. But no one needs to know that, okay? And they won't know it, as long as you've got these acne fighting skin patches at your disposal.
This pimple patch is packed with hydrocolloid, which draws out the pus in your pimple and sucks it out. Gross! But it works. And that's what you want. The Asian skincare industry has been using these for years, so it's time you finally let yourself in on the goodness.
Okay, so you got hair super stuck down your drain. Or...something. All we know is something is super stuck down there. But we don't want other people to know that. Sewer cleaning brush to the rescue.
Show your sink who's boss with this snake tool. It will snake inside your sink and grab whatever's hiding down there, lickety split. It's made to be bendy and flexible so it can get inside your drain like nothing else can.
This eyebrow stencil is considered a secret weapon among the stars. It helps you get the perfect shape for your eyebrows every time.
Just place the Brow Makeup Stencil onto your eyebrows. Once they are lined up, just apply your usual brow filler and BAM! You'll look like a star, kid. And you don't have to spend day in and day out doing your eyebrows. You do them the same every day, anyway. So it's time to do it fast.
First of all, we're not really sure what kind of nail polish is on that toe. Anyway. There was a wart there, and toenail polish. And after this acid wart remover went to work, the wart was not there anymore.
You don't have to go to the doctor and tell them about your ugly embarrassing wart. All you have to do is sick this gel on your foot and let it go to work as it kills your wartsquickly and painlessly.
When you try to do a bun on your own it looks like you just woke up after a two day sleep and didn't try to fix your hair at all.
This doodad wraps into your hair in seconds. Just roll it up, secure it, and you've got super cute hair for the entire day. You can get it in any color that you need for your hair to blend right in. And when you buy it online, no one will know your secret.