Guys, the human body is a disgusting thing. I mean, we already know that the gastrointestinal tract is gross. But guess what? It's lined with mucus. Why? Because mucus is the body's natural lubricant. And that's all well and good, but can't we have a less gross lubricant? You know, like pudding?
Speaking of horrible fluids, your feet can sweat over a pint a day! So let's just all come to the agreement that feet are officially the worst. They look weird, they smell, and they sweat like a bastard. They are officially the Florida of the human body.
The acid in your stomach can dissolve razor blades. I think this means that we are all superheroes. I'm not saying to actually swallow razor blades: All I'm saying is that we humans have powers that are underutilized.
Your belly button is crawling with bacteria. Like, over 2,000 different kinds. So the next time you are getting busy with your S.O. and you lick a little around the navel, just know that you are basically liking a toilet. Enjoy the foreplay?
You lose over a million skin cells a day. Maybe the next time you make fun of a snake for shedding its skin you should take a good long look at yourself. Remember, when you point a finger at a snake, there are four fingers pointing right back at you.