This is the best lie because everyone loves kittens and no one wants them to die. Except future serial killers, of course.
Your body will not make vegetables taste like candy. However, they will make you fart like you're a 3 year old.
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I wanna be a kid again where even though things are terrible, I just believe the lies. Ignorance IS bliss.
These kids probably grew up thinking their mom was a monster. Dolphins are the best!
Every parent instilled fear in their children with this lie. Heck, I won't even look at a watermelon as an adult.
Not only will gum stay in your stomach for 10 years, but when it finally comes out, it comes out in bubbles. User beware.
I'd go as far to say that a Happy Meal is pretty sad on its own. No need for a name change.
Thank God kids these days don't have to deal with this. That's the one advantage to internet porn.
I think we could all use an "internet lady" in our lives. Someone to sneak into our homes and disconnect us from the mindless junk we occupy 98 percent of our lives with.
Little does this parent know, Burger King IS for royalty... The king and queen of sadness, that is.
Don't get me wrong, I think curly hair is sexy af, but what exactly was this parent's angle? Eating bread crust is good for you? So the incentive is to get curly hair? We're in need of more info.
Every mom WISHES there was a bad kid jail where they could send their kids. Then they could go get their shopping done in peace.
This is the perfect excuse for when you want your kid's annoying toy to stay dead. Because we ALL know that some toys need to stay dead.
Call it what you want to call it, soda is terrible for you. Neither you or your kids should be drinking that "black water."
The ice cream man is literally the hardest thing to detour your kids from. It's a cool looking truck that plays music and serves ice cream... What little kid wouldn't want that?