Who knew kids were so morbid? That's not a rhetorical question; the answer is parents. Their mortality is never more obvious than when they talk with the little monsters that will one day replace them.
"What a cute drawing. Glad to see you're taking such an interest in human anatomy. I think you'll be an excellent student, young Hannibal Lecter. Hmmm, don't know why I called you young then said your whole name out loud just there."
Ever wonder what Thanksgiving would look like if turkeys were the dominant species on the planet? No, of course you haven't. You don't need to be institutionalized as immediately as this disturbed young person.
Sure, fantasizing about murdering people isn't great. But when I saw the title of the strip, I thought it was going to be pornographic in nature. So I guess take the small victories where you find them?
When drawing MLK Jr. you have to be careful when depicting the mustache. Otherwise, one of history's biggest heroes might look like one of its biggest villains. This isn't a lesson I thought I'd have to teach, but after looking at this image, here we are.
Best case scenario, those are massive eyeballs protruding from their throat. Also, take notice of their arm. Is that a flower they have for a hand? I'd hate to see this kid's parents and the genetic nightmare they came from.
Yes, the fuzzy circular objects in the groin region are very funny. Ha, ha. But look at that face! I don't know how they captured the cold stare of someone going to such extremes in an attempt to feel something, anything, but they nailed it with limited supplies. Well done.
Coffee and a shower in the morning can do wonders. You happen to have your mom's phone number, kid? Also, exactly what time does she look like the second picture? Wanna figure out the best time to call.
But look how happy it makes her! Do you want her to have to face the crushing realities in front of her without any aid? What kind of a child are you! Let her get back to her book club juice and everything will (hopefully) be fine.
Here's an important message to any kid reading this. First, why are you reading this? Tell your parents to monitor what you see online more responsibly. Second, if you see objects like this in your home pooping in a litter box, RUN.
Oh, cool, you live in the Phantom Zone from Superman? You must be pretty tough, considering that you've been able to survive this long and still go back there after breaking out every morning. Props to you for valuing your education that much.
That is one depressed yet patriotic turd. How did it get so far out in the ocean. More importantly, what is this person's diet? How is that thing able to float? I'm guessing a lot of fiber was involved.
This is what happens when you put all of your kid's experience points into artistic ability instead of spelling. They can draw phenomenally for a five year-old, but, boy, you better hope what they draw has nothing to say. Try to balance out their stats a little better next time they level up.
And this is what happens when all the XP is put in spelling and none in arts. Humans aren't shaped like crosses, sport. Unless of course the pollution has already mutated your DNA, in which case sure, I'll recycle.
That horse seems shockingly chill given that it's about to be devoured while still alive. Also, that kid about to eat it is so proper about this brutal act. I'm gonna need the who, what, where, when, why, and how of this situation on my desk immediately.
I know the act they're doing, but I don't know if those are manes of hair or wings. If they're wings, that means these are pegasuses...pegasi... whatever. The important thing is, if that's the case, does that mean they can do this in midair? Also, tell those horses to stop staring. It's creepy.