The Peanuts characters oversized round heads make perfect ornaments. More like GREAT grief. 

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Meanwhile, Charlie Brown is like, "Why can't I have a normal cookie like everyone else?" 

Instead of gold, frankincense, myrrh, the wisemen brought Woodstock seeds and worms. 

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The ornament doesn't look like much, but if you wave your hand erratically in front of it, it becomes beautiful! 

AKA Puppy Chow, AKA Muddy Buddies. It's Chex Mix cereal, covered in chocolate, peanut butter, and powdered sugar. Add some yellow Peanut M&Ms to Charlie Brown-ify it. Not to be confused with the classic Snoopy Sno-Cones Maker. 

Elf on a Shelf (you know, the Pet Rock of the Christmas season) is doing his best impression of Lucy. 

He's thinking about:

-The Red Baron

-How to catch the Red Baron

-Finally catching that stupid Red Baron 

-Food, probably

If you don't hang this over your door, then you're a blockhead. 

BaBamWreaths / Etsy 

It's ALMOST as warm as Linus' blanket. 

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Hark the Herald Angels Sing...for dessert! 

This cookie isn't bad at all, really. It just needs a little love. 

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All the benefits of the snow globe, with none of the risk of a soggy carpet if it falls on the ground. 

Cuter than your grandmother's china. (Or maybe it's not. Peanuts is basically old enough to be your grandmother.)

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A toast: to FINALLY kicking that football. Cheers! 

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The tree is colored in, but Charlie Brown and Snoopy aren't yet because Schulz took a break between coloring. 

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If the pilot of South Park has taught us anything, it's that you can make anything out of construction paper. 

Hang it over your mantle! Or as the adults in the Peanuts universe would say, "Waahhp waaahpp wahh wahhhhppp." 

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Felt is easy to cut, easy to sew, and (like a guy who loves Beethoven) easy on the eyes. 

Now you can have Charlie Brown's tree from the comfort of your own home! Not included: An entire auditorium full of disapproving classmates (with sick dance moves). 

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Charlie Brown meets The Nightmare Before Christmas! Many people debate if it's a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie but I don't see the word "Halloween" anywhere in the title. 

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