You see that bright blue liquid in the photo? Looks like a blueberry-flavored sports drink, doesn't it? Well, it's not. That's actually horseshoe crab blood, and it's one of the most expensive liquids on Earth. How expensive?
It costs over $53,000 per gallon!
The reason it's so pricey is because of its potential medical and testing purposes. The reason the blood is bright blue like that is because it doesn't use any hemoglobin. As a result, the blood clots very quickly.
So...would you spend any amount of money to drink horseshoe crab blood. Umm...yeah...us neither. We would, however, pay to for these awesome drink gadgets that are not only affordable but functional (and aren't nearly as weird).
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Who knows what that crab's blood tastes like, so you might have to blend it in with something to disguise the flavor.
This portable juicer will let you juice anything. Well, anything that's meant to be juiced. And you can tell all your friends about your super healthy horseshoe crab blood juice cleanse. Bring some fruit in with you to the office and blend this up for a healthy, quick meal right at your desk during your busy work day.
Find yourself wary of drinking tea because you don't trust it after you've scalded your tongue on it one too many times? You need a smart mug, because sometimes you're not smart. It even comes with a mini game.
The time meter will let you know when your drink is the temperature you'd like to drink it. So will the temperature display. There's no way you're burning your tongue again. Take that, hot liquids.
You want to forego plastic straws because you care about the environment and the creatures that live on it... but those paper straws are just such a bummer. This straw is your permanent solution to reduce your waste and help do your part in helping mother nature. These straws are reusable, easy to clean and completely non-toxic. Bring them with you wherever you go and drink anything (non-alcoholic) completely guilt-free.
Need to drink while you're on the move? Nobody likes room-temperature coffee or juice, so be sure to keep your liquids the right level of hot or cold they need to be. This thermos keeps hot beverages hot for up to 20 hours, and cold beverages cold for up to a full 24 hours! This ensures you can be as active and hydrated as you need to be without sacrificing any comfort whatsoever.
You are a drink master at your party. We also call it bartender. But drink master sounds cool too. Anyway, you're drink mastering, and you've got ice cubes. But Betty takes literally forever to finish her dang drinks. So that impeccable whiskey sour that you've made her is getting watered down, and starting to suck. So people do not think you're actually a drink master, but a maker of so-so drinks.
Not with these stainless steel cubes. This way, you can pop these into the freezer like you were making regular ice. But they're not gonna get all terrible and melty and water down your drinks. So you can make ice cold mixes of the most delicious drinks without having to worry about that ratio getting all screwed up.
This gadget is the gadget that will bring life to your party. Your boring beer is just sitting in your cup. Not being frothy. Is it even a beer if it's boring and not frothy? Pump up your beer, literally. Then invite your friends over.
This frothing mug stirs your beer around and makes it frothy at just the touch of a button. You can look like a professional bartender when you get a whole set, and share with everyone.
Ice trays are great because they allow us to make ice, but let's be real: they're a total hassle. They can only make a dozen or so at a time, they're flimsy and it's hard to remove the ice from them. Don't you wish there were a better solution?
Turns out, your wish was granted. Presenting the Ice Cube Genie. This allows you to make dozens and dozens of ice cubs all at once, it doesn't take up a lot of space in your freezer and you can have a lot of fun twisting it to easily remove the ice cubes.
We all want our drinks to be cold. But did you know they could also be... cool? Add some class to any beverage with a diamond-shaped ice-cube. Even if you're drinking hose water from a paper cup, throw in one of these and you'll feel like a million bucks. The mold is easy to use and completely non-toxic.
When making cocktails for your friends, be sure to know the exact amount of liquor you're giving them. When you go by eye, the drinks tend to be too strong or not strong enough, like an alcohol-fueled Papa and Mama Bear. Get those measurements Goldilocks-levels of just right with this double jigger. One side is one ounce, the other is two ounces.
If you're gonna drink, drink like a king. The king of rock and roll, that is. These set of two 14 ounce hi-ball glasses have "Elvis" displayed across them in rhinestones. Toast the one and only Mr. Presley with this classic-yet-modern tribute set of glassware.
Getting all your collagen has a whole number of health benefits that you didn't know you were missing. Collagen is an abundant source of protein in the body.
When you're lacking collagen, you could be experiencing hair loss, low energy levels, and aching joints. While crab blood might have medical benefits, it doesn't compare to collagen, plus it's ludicrously more expensive.
Get back on track, and get collagen in your system.
Nothing perfectly encapsulates going from the thrill of victory to the sting of defeat quite like drinking wine or champagne with friends and then realizing you're going to have to clean those glasses by hand. After all, you can't risk putting them in the dishwasher. What if they topple over?
No need to fear, these connectors are here. They keep your glasses firmly in place, ensuring their safety as the dishwasher does all the work for you. Victory only in this house.
When you're out and about with your pet, it's important to ensure they stay hydrated. You don't have to fret about finding a friendly store-owner to give you a bowl, you can bring a portable solution with you everywhere you go. This bottle doubles as a feeder, allowing them to drink straight from it. It also has a built in filter, so you can sort out any harmful bacteria from the liquid.
And no, that's not crab blood in the photo... although it does look like it, doesn't it?