A cold, frosty root beer can be quite refreshing...unless it's handed to you by this person.
Wanna know why cats don't like water? It's not because it makes them uncomfortable, it's just because cats are extremely vain and don't want to be seen like this.
If you try this, you're better off simply tossing your cookies.
"Dad! I know you wanted to do something nice for my birthday, but I said I wanted to meet Justin Bieber, not MEAT Justin Bieber!"
Forget waterboarding. THIS is actual torture.
This person wiped their Cheeto fingers off on their office chair? Gross! Everyone knows the civilized thing to do is to spend 30 minutes licking the dust off your fingers.
If you're ever walking around in the dark and this is your only available flashlight...just continue walking around in the dark.
Finally, what we've all been waiting for ”” a way to make the dentist even more terrifying.
It's nice to see that the designers of children's playgrounds are getting their inspiration from wholesome family films, like The Human Centipede.
This person is in desperate need of a manicure. Specifically, a manicure that takes 15 days to complete.
These babies are cranky because they need their ba-ba...of Miller High Life.
If you drop your car keys by this snake, it pretty much now owns your car. Time to start walking...as far away from this snake as possible.
Now we know what Mayor McCheese likes to eat for dinner.
A bunch of people watching you from the bathroom floor is already pretty bad, but why do they also have to be reaching for you? Maybe we'll just hold it in for now.
These fans are going crazy...and one is actually going crazy.