What if famous logos were affected by their own products? Marco Schembri, an industrial product designer based in Malta, Italy, decided to create the answer himself. Here's the Starbucks logo, after her fourth Frappuccino. 

Note the lack of wings. To be fair, "Red Bull gives you a bigger font size" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 

Hey man, not all Zippos are used to light cigarettes. What am I supposed to do, not blow out my birthday candles?

My high school health teacher who showed us that you can fit a normal-sized condom onto your forearm would approve. Good times. 

The top of the A was shaved off. Get it? 

I would've turned the logo into a salivating Whole Foods shopper. But that's why I'm the caption writer and Marco's the artist. 

Chocolate doesn't actually have a link to acne. But don't tell that to moms who are trying to get their teens to eat less chocolate. 

"Would you like your logo super-sized?"

"Yes."

Interesting. The logo on the right looks way more confident about talking to girls. 

Want to see more from Marco Schemer? Check out his portfolio and his Flickr.