We love that their official delivery time is "Eh, whenever."
You should see the signs in this town that don't warn about their sharp edges. So much blood. So many families torn apart by sign-related fatalities. So much blood.
On the plus side, the humming descent of the elevator is your soul jumping right back into your body. Right? RIGHT!?
Followed by a Monday "going out of business" sale and then some kind of Tuesday morning insurance fire.
Alternate tag lines:
"There are four walls and maybe a bed, what else do you want?"
"Who are you? The Queen of England? It's a motel."
"Only kind of gross."
"Each room comes with a family of rats cats."
Only TWO people have seen this flier? Where is it posted, a CHIMNEY!?
I tried this and then I ran into a wall and now I'm bleeding. What now?
If you enter this elevator wearing an American Flag lapel pin it counts as a presidential pardon.
Based on the look on the lady's face in the bottom right corner, this sign is totally working.
They technically did what was asked! We all saw it!
Based on this logic, I'm probably the strongest and coolest man on the planet. Prove me wrong, Internet!
I tried this and then my body exploded and now I'm a ghost. What now?
Just out of frame is a flat of "expensive water," which costs five million dollars.
My favorite part about this sign is that it's clearly hanging on the door of a children's book store.
"And then after that I'll go home and make a sandwich and then maybe take a nap. Sign making is hard, guys!"