Ding ding ding! These meticulously decorated bell cookies win and you lose.
These melting snowmen cookies are way funnier than your improv troupe, "Chuckle Norris."
Springerle cookies have intricately detailed designs baked right into the cookie. Meanwhile, you're picking your nose and looking at it.
No one makes Mrs. Claus cookies! These Mrs. Claus cookies are the most thoughtful cookies in the world. I bet these Mrs. Claus cookies call their grandparents.
These cookies are WHOLE ADORABLE 3D VILLAGES. They have candles baked into them. CANDLES. BAKED. INTO. THEM.
Whoever made these cookies is a professional painter, and you're going to sit on the couch and shove these in your face.
If I knew about mini mini marshmallows, I'd have been making these a long time ago. That pretzel handle is a stroke of pure genius.
Every snowflake is beautiful and unique. Oh, we're talking about these cookies...not you.
You WISH you thought of this classy as f*** color combination.
These cookies look more like a GAP ad than you could ever hope to.
If you look closely, the rabbi and Snoopy have the same disappointed face. Yeah, that's generally how people feel about Hanukkah after they've received their fifth pair of tube socks.
More like gingerdead houses because these are so impressive they literally slay me.
These cookies are so cool they beat you up and stole your lunch money all through middle school.
These cookies are so impressive they actually make you want to play dreidel. And it's kind of the worst game ever.
This Christmas tree cookie has so many layers (shortbread, Nilla wafers, Golden Oreos and Nutter Butters). It's nice when things have more than one layer and are a little complex and nuanced, BRAD.
This gorgeous holiday mashup cookie is probably also delicious. That's more than we can say for you.
Somehow these ugly sweaters achieve being ugly and being adorable at the same time. It must be magic.
These cookies are literal STARS. You're second place, at best.
There's such a sense of detail in these cookies. Having a sense of detail is very important. Like, oh I don't know, remembering the date of our anniversary, BRAD.
Someone spent hours layering these almond slivers just so, and you're just gonna eat it?! Shame on you, Brad. Shame on you.