"Sure! How do you take your coffee?"
"Black. Like my soul and the universe."
"Well that was a little fast." This coming from the guy who just decided he was married to his Tinder match!
Awww, he's going to say "Put U and I together"! How sweet!
...Oh. Or that.
What's even more impressive is that he spent three hours swiping left until he found someone named Noelle. That's dedication.
Personally, I would have gone the tennis route.
"Are we between three and five sets of tennis? Because we're a match! Also something about Love!"
Actually, if you could just go ahead and send me all your money, that'd probably make the most sense. Thanks!
This is two clever pick up lines in a row! What's this guy doing on Tinder?! He should be in the White House! (That's how government works, right?)
You know what they say. The quickest way to a girl's heart is by threatening to have her kidnapped!
You might think this is silly, but these are the issues that relationships are based on. You've got to ask the hard-hitting questions if you're ever going to be happily divorced.
Our favorite part of this one is that this guy has apparently determined that all girls can be put into one of two categories:
Hey, are you single? Or are you...Taken?
This is modern-day romance, people! Take notes.
This guy is doing way better at Tinder than most people. Everyone else has to ketchup.
Seriously, that's the oldest trick in the book.
By the way, it looks like you might have some updoc on your shirt.
If this is what he sends to an 8.5, we'd love to see his message to a 10! We imagine it might cause her phone to self-destruct.