If I had a dime for every new set of blinds that I've had to buy during my dog's life, then I'd be a millionaire.
Same goes for toilet paper rolls.
And hair ties.
"What are you staring at? We're very close, personal friends, thankyouverymuch."
Your pooch may look cute and dumb, but chances are that they're far craftier than you could ever imagine. You might as well throw in the towel, 'cause that couch is getting slept on.
Does your puppy have a fear of the nail clippers? Well, those nails are going to have to get cut one way or another, because your couch is in ribbons.
Enter: The Nail Clipper Suspension Unit 2700
Your dog loves you. All the time. No matter what.
Even during a bowel movement.
Each one of man's best friends has a personality that is just as complex and nuanced as man himself. And sometimes, they have the personality of a scaredy cat who hates simple foot bridges...
...and the bathroom.
The feeling of dog eyes on you when you eat a sandwich is so intense that it can only be described by this song.
Sure, it seems like a great thing to have a constant cuddle companion, but dog owners know that that isn't always the case. Consider yourself lucky to even get a sliver of the bed, because Fido is definitely the master of your domain.
No matter what, though, there's no feeling on this planet as wonderful as a hug from your best friend.