So I can steal some steak or lobsters and that's okay, as long as I don't steal any muffins? Sweet!
For some reason, you never see Banquet Dinners served at actual banquets.
It can be risky to invest in the stock market, but it's even riskier to invest in buying your own lunch.
You can't blame these tea bottles for not being sure of your name, but simply guessing a name at random doesn't seem very effective.
The spacing of the text on this note seems pretty odd, but it's actually not bad when you consider it was written by an appliance.
Why doesn't this person want people to have cheap and convenient pharmaceuticals?
But what if your job is as a professional food stealer?
When you go out with a food can for a little bit, and then it tells you the relationship isn't fun anymore, that's an expiration date.
Hey, if a carrot lunch is good enough for Bugs Bunny, it should be good enough for this junior designer.
And that's how Kraft created their signature Spit Vinaigrette Salad Dressing.
The food thief in question? You guessed it ”” Taylor Swift.
Don't you hate it when the grammar police and the fridge police argue over jurisdiction?
Pro: Adding a colon cleanser to your lunch and posting a sign about it will definitely prevent all food theft.
Con: You just put a colon cleanser into your own lunch.
Well, wherever Fluffy is, hopefully his untimely passing didn't affect the food!
The fact that this thief put up this note makes perfect sense. After all, it would get pretty tiring if you spent several weeks straight eating a lunch of nothing but tea, yogurt and hot dogs.