Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat?

"Get up and take me for a walk! Those fire hydrants aren't going to pee on themselves!"

You know you're a sound sleeper when you don't even wake up to stop someone from chewing your leg.

Getting woken up by a puppy butt in the face is almost as annoying as getting woken up by a neighbor's lawnmower.

When it's being done by a kitty, you kind of don't mind that you're being eaten alive.

"Wake up, so I can spend the rest of the day ignoring you!"

Sometimes when you try to disrupt someone's sleep, you instead wind up getting what you deserve.

There's no way this dog is doing this on accident.

"Sorry, didn't mean to bother you. But I buried a bone inside this mattress and need access to it immediately!"

Is the gray cat giving the white cat a massage, or just using the white cat as a scratching post?

"Wake up! I just figured out a way to catch my own tail!"

If this pig's not careful, the dog will soon be enjoying some bacon.

Everyone knows that the best way to give a massage is to pounce on the same isolated part of the back, repeatedly, for all eternity.

"What's under the covers? The mailman? I bet it's the mailman. I'd better check!"

Hey, who hasn't thought they saw a mouse, but it was actually a human forehead? We've all been there.

If you don't want to encounter the wrath of whoever you're waking up, it's good to have a window for protection.

"Um...hey, you up? Because you should probably get up so you can watch me clean myself with my tongue."

This bird is either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.

Yep, the big cat woke up...and is making sure the kitten won't wake anyone else up ever again.

See, these kittens get it right. Instead of bugging someone else to wake up, just wake up at the exact same time. Finally, some animals with a sense of common courtesy!