In The Land Before Time, they're looking for the Great Valley.
In this version, they're looking for the Great Laser Pointer.
Not as big as you thought it would be? That's because you forgot to order the bundle with the magic beans.
Reality: American Gothic
Not pictured: a spry young orphan lad saying, "Please sir, I want some more."
I think this finally ends the "Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?" debate. Turns out they were peaches the WHOLE time!
Okay, yeah, but who would buy a fabric softener named "Thud"? Me, because I need fabric softener and don't care? Yep.
What, you don't tickle your chocolate before unwrapping it? That's on YOU, buddy!
Lies? On TV? Stop the presses!
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail
aisle to receive the blessed sacrament of the Holy Spirit
(Hmm, doesn't quite have the same pizazz.)
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I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Maybe Ralph's finally realized that St. Patrick's Day is the superior holiday.