Do you have a cool, meaningful tattoo? Tattoos are awesome and also display your coolness to the world. They can hold a lot of emotion, depth and sometimes whole stories in just a simple image. You can wear your heart on your sleeve quite literally depending on the tattoo you decide to get. Or maybe you aren't a tattoo person. That's alright. You're just a little less cool than tattoo people, is all.
First came hearts. Then came stars and moons and suns. Then came the flowers. We'll get to those, but it's best to steer clear from all of it. Everyone has flowers. Flowers are cool, but think of something more original, okay? They're pretty, but maybe buy some flowers for five bucks from the store instead of putting them onto your skin for the rest of your entire life. That's a cheap alternative. Unless your flower tattoo has a specific meaning. Then we salute you, because that's cool and not basic. But if you're getting your flower for the sake of getting a flower, then hey, maybe move along.
When you got this tattoo, you never thought that you would outgrow your Drew Barrymore/butterfly phase. You were wrong. The only problem is, is that you may be over the phase, but your tramp stamp isn't going anywhere. That's the thing about tattoos - they stay on you forever! You might want to think about getting it removed, but that takes a long time and is actually really expensive. So you're stuck with that thing for good.
So, you tattooed an infinity sign onto your body, so you know what that means. There is no going back. You are going to have that on your wrist for an infinite amount of time. Ironic, isn't it? Welcome to having the same tattoo that thousands of other people out there have. Now you fit in.
Feathers are beyond basic. You know what is even more basic? The feather/bird combo. Don't do it! Alright, they do look cool. But you're branding yourself as a basic person, and is that something you want to give up?
On the other hand, you do you. Nothing wrong with being basic. We're all beautiful when we are ourselves. Show that with this awesome shirt! It's super soft, made with eco-friendly ink, and available as a T-shirt, sweater, tank top, crew neck or hoodie.
Hey, dream catcher! Catch this dream! The dream of saving up enough money to get that tattoo removed. Catch it and then do it. You're going to want to in a few years when you realize the mistake that you made in the first place.
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind. And it says, "You made a major tattoo mistake." Maybe you can close your eyes and make a wish. And that wish can be for it to disappear.
There is no quote inspiring enough to get it tattooed onto your body. Alright, maybe there is, but you have to be absolutely, completely sure. Please take my advice and buy the keychain instead. You are welcome.
Stay away from hearts and stay away from stars. I cannot think of one good reason to tattoo either of those things onto your body. Can you? Are hearts and stars that meaningful to you? Maybe they are. But chances are that they aren't.
"Eat me" or "delicious" above the crotch. "Slutty Tramp Stamp" on the lower back. I'm sad and embarrassed for you. Imagine discovering that your grandma has this tattoo. That's going to be you one day. Don't do this.
You are not a captain of a cruise ship. You are not a pirate or a deckhand or a mate. There is no reason for you to have an anchor tattoo. Anchors keep ships from sinking. Do you need to be kept from sinking?
You may make me happy when skies are gray, but this tattoo doesn't. Please take this sunshine away. I am sorry, but just do it. This means that you're a basic person. That's what your tattoo is saying.
If you are not Japanese, then try something else. Remember what we said about flowers. Well, cherry blossoms are no exception. These are pretty, but you're basically letting people know that you're basic.