Ah, the white sundress is the epitome of purity and grace. It’s like sunshine permeating through a damp linen sheet drying on a clothesline, gently fluttering in the summer breeze. The sundress came in at number one on the thread, with men saying things like it was “pure heaven” to quoting lines from City Slickers about the arousing little cotton dress.
Ladies tend to love their fall wardrobes, but some guys are really into it too. Reddit user tobiderfisch said, “Black tights and a skirt or dress. I’m very much looking forward to winter.” Well, I think he means fall. For example, girls on the northeast coast do not typically wear that in the dead of winter. In the dead of winter, you may confuse the overgrow leg hair for a pair of black tights.
Give me an “S!” Give me an “E!” Give me an “X!” Give me a “Y!” What does that spell? Guys are really into cheerleaders, and what to a lot of cheerleaders wear? Little pleated skirts. One Reddit user said, “Knife pleated skirts are wildly attractive to me.” First off, I never heard the term “knife-pleated,” but okay. But highly-ranked comment was followed by, “Same here. I never understood why many cheerleader costumes use the pencil skirts now. They seem less attractive to me, and they have got to be more restrictive.”
Wow, beauty and brains? Well, at least the illusion of the latter can be achieved with a pair of “sexy glasses.” I’m not exactly sure what “sexy” vs. “unsexy” glasses are. I think they all depend on the hotness of the girl wearing them.
Every fashionista has a LBD (Little Black Dress) in their arsenal. Apparently, for a reason. Guys are really into it, but they prefer that it was on the tighter side. Reddit user VietStamm said, “Skin tighe (sic) black dress. The ones that go to mid-thigh. Yum.”
Some guys don’t necessarily need a girl’s clothing to be skin-tight to be sexy. Reddit user fightphat said, “Extremely comfortable PJs. Well worn and soft. If she’s comfortable and relaxed, that’s f**king sexy.” Great, maybe I’ll have more luck wearing my PJs next time I go out on the town.
Baggy pants came up a few times on the thread. Sweatpants also fell into this category. The basic idea was that it gives the guy just enough of an idea to what lies beneath. One guy said he loved the look of baggy pants and a tight tank top. He must have loved what the late ‘90s did for women’s fashion.
Well, yoga pants are kind of an obvious one. Come on, it accentuates every part of a woman’s backside. One commenter asked if someone could invent yoga pants for the top half of the body, too. Sir, that is called a tight tank top.
I was pretty surprised by this one. Chokers seem like a fashion trend that’s only become popular within the last few years, but it showed up a lot on this thread. It’s probably related to some BDSM fantasy men have, since it does somewhat look like a collar.
Yeah, guys who are into sports tend to like girls who like sports … or at least look somewhat sporty. A “baseball cap with a ponytail,” was something guys thought was particularly attractive. Now, that’s casual and sexy.
And obviously in a thread about what guys like girls wearing, someone had to bring up the Cake song, “Short Skirt Long Jacket.” This was then followed by reciting the song line for line in a sub thread. Well played, gentleman, well played.
But, to the ladies reading this, you wear whatever you feel sexy. That could be a thermal onesie with bunny feet, or nothing at all. But, we are curious as to what you ladies think is the ultimate sexy thing a guy can wear.
What’s a better indicator that a woman probably just had sex with a man, than her wearing his shirt? I’m sure that anything that a woman wears that can somehow be linked to recent coitus is a turn on.Reddit user Sarenor said, “A man’s shirt, preferably my shirt while also not wearing pants.” Hmm … I wonder if they think Tom Cruise looked as good in this attire in Risky Business.