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1. Fishy

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"Here's a picture of my mom and dad," said the mermaid.

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2. More Like Paw Offices

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TheOffices of Bentley, Gordan & Schwartz Cattorney's at Law.

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3. Actual Nuclear Family

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Somehow the sloth is the normal part.

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4. Spin-Off Idea

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Beetlejuice... for cats!

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5. File This One Under

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Cockle-Doodle-Don't.

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6. 100% True Fact

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The sweater and that look on his face explains it all. This is Freddy Kreuger before the accident.

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7. Winner

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It's Des Moines Iowa's realtor of the year! And his owner Cheryl.

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8. Muzzle Tov

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When a Jewish dog turns 13, they have a Bark Mitzvah.

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9. Moral of the Story

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Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Photo: Awkward Family Photos

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10. Meow-gicians

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Just when you think every idea has been taken... boom! Cat Magicians.

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11. Educated Guess

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What do you think this kid's name is? I'm thinking "Braid-en."

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12. Hair-antula

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"Spider bangs, Spider bangs, this guy has a spider for bangs."

Photo: Awkward Family Photos

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13. This Just In

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Chris Farley is alive and he's living as a cat lady in the Witness Paw-tection Program.

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14. The Real Life Inspiration Behind

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"This is what it sounds like when doves cry."

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15. Pets of the '90s Calendar

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"What's up, bros? My name is Grady and these are my ferrets 'Smash Mouth' and 'Sugar Ray'!Slammin'!"

Photo: Awkward Family Photos

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