Please, don't feed the birds. As you can see, they're not feeling 100% today.
Fun fact: When Tony Montana screamed, "Say hello to my little friend!" he was actually talking about this guy's nipple.
We have to imagine that, while this guy was getting this tattoo done, he just stood in the shop, impatiently tapping his foot and looking to camera.
Every rose has its thorn. Thankfully, this rose's thorns are just square blocks of color, so you don't have to worry about it too much.
We originally didn't want to put a Pokémon tattoo in this gallery, but you know the rule: We gotta catch 'em all.
...We had no choice, as you can see.
Ugh, will your hand just finish loading already? We've been waiting here for hours!
The most fun part of downgrading the design and resolution aspects of great games into pixel form is watching the programming teams slowly weep at all the work they put in that we apparently don't care about.
The tattoo artist's thoughts while working: "Steady...steady... Ah, who cares? If I screw up I can just throw another splotch on top of it."
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
All of a sudden, the cross stitch kit Nana got you for your twelfth birthday doesn't seem so lame anymore, does it?
Inking this design requires a zen-like patience that can only be attained by...drinking lots of coffee.
I'm confused. My friend told me he got a tattoo of Jesus, but that looks nothing like Kanye West.
I got this design for my Bar Mitzvah to symbolize that I was no longer a mega boy, but now a Mega Man.
Sorry, there seems to be a glitch on your arm. The rest of it comes in fine, but the top part is a bit spotty. Is it still under warranty?
This is all part of my ingenious new system in which, without diet or exercise, anybody can get legs that look like Marilyns.