But before we eat, let's all paws to give thanks.
However, it should be pointed out that stuffing is much safer than saline.
Some people only like a few puns, but Olive Oyl of them.
These models are not allowed to eat carbs. Not because they're on a diet, but because that would be weird.
Remember: You should let the bird chill. You should not let the bird Netflix and chill. That's just wrong.
This burger is almost as good as Linda Belcher's Thanksgiving song.
If you make it through the maze, you still have to make it through his beard.
Potatoes can watch a lot of TV at once, thanks to all those eyes.
When you pie, you go to pumpkin heaven. Which is just another term for "people's stomachs."
Most turkeys come with dressing, but the Miley Turkey comes with undressing.
Now we know why regular potatoes are always such jerks.
This pun works on Thanksgiving, Halloween and on March 14.
We would, but we're really not quite sure how the pluck to do this.
I hope this Turkey is ready soon, because I'm getting Hungary.
On this day, let's give thanks...that there wasn't a Turner & Hooch 2.
(Note: Referencing that movie is just about the only way someone can make a joke about Tom Hanks.)