I'm a simple person who had but one dream: to know what it would look like if Disney Princesses were reimagined as vapes.
I asked Guff.com graphics guru Ryan Drane to make this dream of mine a reality. Because if there's one thing that Disney Princesses have taught me, it's that dreams really do come true. Also, that everyone should wear pretty much just one outfit.
Aurora's fairy godmothers lost their minds over whether her dress should be pink or blue. But obviously it the movie were made in the 2010s, she would be a vape and her dress would be white and gold. (Or maybe blue and black? Look how relevant I am.)