If you're gonna fall asleep in the sun, at least have the foresight to write "I'm Stupid" in sunscreen on your abdomen.
There's a big wave of amateur models trying to make it big these days, but the reality of the beach modeling industry often knocks out those who can't stand the pressure.
Well, there goes my faith in humanity!
There's no way this is ending well, and from the looks on their faces, they seem to know that too.
She took the yoga mantra "become one with the sand" a little too literally.
How do you know this wasn't a rude couple who stood right in front of a man trying to take a whimsical picture of himself on the beach? Don't be so quick to judge next time.
Man, if only she could have maintained the confidence she had in the first second of this endeavor.
And she never went even remotely close to the water again.
What started off as a joyous run through the sand ended in the most adorable tumble in recorded history.
What a beautiful day! The sun is shining! The water's clear! The sand is tasty!
The answer to the question, "How white can a white person get?"
Don't see it yet? You will.
These girls better clean off before going back in the ocean. It's a well-known fact that sharks love margaritas.
No guys, that's totally what he meant to do. That's why it's called "Landboarding." Duh.
"If you're gonna have a romantic beach tryst, make sure you're in the background of someone's photo." ”” How to Be a Dog, page 1
"Did you get the picture? Please tell me you got the picture!"