This is what happens when you shake hands with someone who has an electric trick buzzer to shock you. Think twice next time people. Your five dollar magic store buzzer has repercussions. Awesome repercussions.
When your girlfriend said she wanted flowers for Valentine's, I think this is what she was talking about. Flowers die in a week. This sweet tat will last forever. Which may or may not be longer than your relationship.
When you get home from a long day of work, turn on the TV, go into the kitchen, reach for your favorite pint of ice cream, and see that your roommate has eaten the last of it, remember, "Life goes on." And also you can eat the rest of their Nutella or use up all the hot water to make up for it.
In the words of Britney Spears, "I'm stronger than yesterday." Mainly because getting a wrist tattoo is insanely painful and anything that doesn't kill you, makes you stronger/end up in a tattoo montage.
People use lace doilies at special occasions, like tea time, or having brunch with their grandmother. Now you can enjoy their elegance without having to do any of those. And you can convince grandma to get a tattoo too, cause hey, she's not getting any younger. Like Drake said, "you only live once."
Ray Romano decided to get this mammoth tattoo after they killed off his character in "Ice Age." Executives argue that they didn't kill him off and that climate change actually did. Ugh, studios will do anything to save money.