When God appeared as a contestant on Bravo's Top Chef, she prepared this dish and named it after herself. At the judges' table, Tom Colicchio called the dish "predictable, busy and presumptuous." Padma Lakshmi said it was "troubling and full of misguided energy." They kicked her off the show: God struck them down with lightning.
Listen, I will penetrate the Thai, crad and Laos mangoes. I will try to penetrate the whole porker heck. But there is no way I am going to be able to do all that and still penetrate the roasting chicken. I am only one man!
Mr. Pepper is a humorless beverage that works in data entry for a mid-sized bank in Columbus, Ohio. He likes painting Civil War figurines, the music of Dave Koz (his earlier stuff) and mall walking. When asked if he is related to the dynamic and world famous Dr. Pepper, he always responds the same way: "I'm a Pepper, too."
Cause nothing is worse than store-bought "crap" dip. Store-bought "crap" dip lacks the umami and mouthfeel that homemade "crap" dip inherently has. Seriously, store-bought "crap" dip is basically inedible.
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