He's not doing a trick. He's been stuck on that ledge for 38 minutes and no one has helped him.
He remembered teaching his then 6-year-old son to ride a bike, quietly laughing to himself every time the boy fell over. Now, 20 years later, the tables have turned.
"Back in my day, we didn't have skate parks. You had to break into the community pool and drain it with nothing but a straw and your unquenchable thirst for the board. And we liked it!"
When they said Professor Jenkins was hardcore, no one thought this was what they meant.
Our pitch to ESPN for the Geriatric Games was met with a resounding no.
This looks like the beginning of a chase scene in the greatest action movie never made.