As beautiful as this is, it's still made of rock candy. And, as we all know, rock candy is the kind of candy you eat when there is absolutely no other candy around and you are really, really desperate.
If you happen to find yourself nibbling on the ears of the person who is wearing these chocolate earrings, you can always say, "I'm not being fresh. I just wanted to see what your earrings tasted like." That way, the odds of getting punched in the face drop from 100% to 99.5%.
If you give this chocolate necklace to a chocolate lover, you are actually doing them a disservice. All of that passion for their beloved cocoa bean will melt that pendant all over them. Which, I guess, might be a good thing? You know what, never mind what I said.
If you can wear this bacon bracelet and refrain from nibbling on it for at least three minutes and thirty-seven seconds, then you might very well be the most disciplined person on the face of this big blue marble.
We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of your day and this cereal bracelet can be your reminder to never skip it. And if you happen to carry one of these around as well, then you will never be at a loss for what to eat in the morning.