What better time to pose for a picture than when your man is butt naked?
It's almost as if no other naked men were available to take the photo, so he had to ask hers for a favor.
Look, we understand that updating your profile picture on Facebook is super duper important, but this probably could have at least waited long enough for him to grab some underwear, or at least get out of view of the mirror.
"Be sure to call before you come over, sweetheart."
"To give your father a chance to put his clothes on."
Honestly, this picture raises so many questions we're not even sure where to begin asking.
Why did he feel the need to take a picture of this in the first place? To remember how well set the table was? Are they planning on selling it? And why is she dressed so nicely while he's not dressed at all?
Wait, do WHAT to myself? Oh, SUIT myself. That makes much more sense. Never mind.
It's one thing when the reflection fails are done by accident by folks that don't know how reflections work when taking a picture.
It's something else entirely when it's art work done by someone intentionally. Maybe next time choose a different font. Or don't reflect words that aren't there in real life at all if it'll look like a very questionable command.
That last girl we saw was leaving some droppings of her own while taking her picture.
In this one, it looks like a dog did. Look, this seems to be a very attractive woman showing off her goods.
But you know what isn't good? Someone who doesn't pick up after their pet. As tantalizing as this may be, we can almost smell the background through this photo. Spend less time doing abs and more time poop scooping, please.
This guy is giving away tickets to the gun show. However, the mirror lets you know that it's actually a Nerf gun show.
Do you even lift, bro? You know, things besides your own bicep with your fingers?
Try getting more protein in your diet and lifting heavier weights for fewer reps. That oughtta do the trick. Either that, or get rid of all the mirrors in your house. You're obviously disappointed in what you see.
There should be a general rule of thumb that we all follow. No pants? No pictures. Seems simple enough, right?
We completely understand that when you're home the first thing you want to do is take your pants off.
We get it. But given how hard reflections seem to be to figure out, maybe snap on your pants before snapping that pic. Just in case. You'd hate to see your pic wind up on a list like this... although we do appreciate it.