Sorry she dumped you, Keith. But hey, 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have...you know what, never mind. That's not what you want to hear right now.
She's sad because Nathaniel ran away with someone else. And to add salt to the wound, she can't even drown her feelings in chocolate.
"At least bed is always there for me. Go away, I need to be alone with my feelings."
Romantic gestures won't work now, Adam. She's moved on.
I didn't know it was possible, but there IS a way to make a basset hound look even more sad. By making him suddenly single on Valentine's Day.
"Is it raining? I didn't even notice through all these tears."
Dogs aren't allowed inside a record store. That's why his owner has to go inside and buy the new Adele album for him.
If this were LiveJournal, her mood would be set at "Numb." LiveJournal always understood her.
You go through different waves of emotions while dealing with a breakup. Widget here just reached the "HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME!?!" wave.
"I'd trade all the squirrels in the world for just one more chance. Will my tail ever wag again?"
I know you're sad about Ashley but give me the keys; there's no way you're driving home tonight. Not because you're drunk, because you're a DOG. How'd you even pass a credit check?
No need for an umbrella. This emotional spiral in the rain should be as cinematic as possible. David never appreciated how emotionally deep you are.
"You want to play fetch? How about you fetch me back the past six months of my life!?"
Tug-o-war used to be their favorite game to play. Used to.
*blasts some My Chemical Romance*
That cloud looks like pizza. Melanie loved pizza. sigh
Maybe it's for the best. There's a great big world out there and you've barely even sniffed a fraction of it.
If the world wasn't grey before, it sure is now. But it'll get better in time. Too bad you don't understand time as a concept because, again, you're a dog.
When you're actually having a better day, but then stumble on one of the bobby pins she left behind.
You start to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Maybe you CAN feel like yourself again. And maybe the humans will drop some of their dinner on the floor.
I'm hear for you, man. Girlfriends come and go, but best bros last forever.