Is that your exoskeleton showing or are you just happy to see me? What do you mean I'm bad at making the first move?
An orca's diet is pretty diverse, but can include:
-"Likes" on Instagram
via LisaKristin1501 / Flickr
I make that same face when I have to choose between donuts and cookies.
Tony Talbert / Golden Monkey Tattoo
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." -Gloria Steinem
I just hope that the fish doesn't get the bicycle pregnant.
Kelly McGrath / Art Alive Tattoo
Bettas are popular aquarium pets. They're also known as Siamese fighting fish, though if your aquarium has any other fish in it, they're known as "Oh god, please don't eat me."
More like humpshoulder whale! Hahaha! Dying alone can't be as bad as it seems!
DID YOU KNOW: There are more deer attacks per year than shark attacks. Probably because the ocean has no way of screening Bambi.
Zelda: Wind Waker fans will recognize this guy. At least, they would if they weren't still too busy gaping at the HD remake.
Logan Patty / Sacred Ink
Sea turtles can live a really long time. Some can reach over 100 years old. Come to think of it, you never see a sea turtle and Larry King in the same room at the same time...
Koi is a type of Carp. They're exactly the same, only prettier because the Carp just took off its glasses and now you're totally going to win the bet with your buddies.
Octopuses are extremely smart. Still, they don't have a lot of extracurriculars so they'll never get into a good college.
Not all starfish are fat and lazy like Patrick Star. Though is living on a foot that much better than living under a rock?
The male seahorses carry the children, not the female. It's pretty progressive, except they don't know what being progressive means.
If you press your ear against it, you can hear the ocean! Only because they're wearing headphones and listening to Frank Ocean and you two are kiiiind of close now. Personal space, shmersonal shmace.
Favorite Broadway musicals include:
-The Sound of Echolocation
Jesse Churchfield / Black Cat Tattoo