Okay, new rule. You can either:
1. Name your product "Bona," OR
2. Store your product in penis-shaped bottles.
You may not do both.
And God said, "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. On second thought, forget the Sabbath day."
Seriously, they couldn't find a better place to put that window?
For anyone who hasn't been in a Chemistry classroom, that's an eyewash station. That's right, water comes out of those spouts. Yes, the spouts that are pointed directly at the electrical outlet.
No, it's cool. I was actually more interested in looking at my arms, anyway.
You know that old saying..."Righty tighty, lefty loosey, just kidding everything you thought you knew is a lie."
Wow, can you say "design failure"? Looks like you'll have to use the stalls for this one.
...Oh. Okay, never mind about the stalls. Look, just go wash your hands and get out of this hell bathroom.
...And skip drying them off. It's not worth it!
You can never use this eraser to erase your mistakes. Know why? Because Disney doesn't make mistakes!
Um, hi. Remember what we just said about Disney never making mistakes? We'd like to retract that statement.
Finally, a shirt that gets me!
If you look closely, you'll see that this particular object is labeled "CLOCK." Presumably because nobody could tell what it was without a label.
"Hey, boss. I need a word that starts with 'T' so I can finish the sign."
"Just put a karate guy by it."
"...Are you sure?"
"Yeah, it'll be fine. We already doubled up on that 'A' to make up for it."
Hey, guys? I actually have a better idea of where to put the coin slot in this nifty JFK bank. It's literally anywhere else.