That the first two letters of his name are "E.T."
When your baby is born looking like a 57-year-old Driver's Ed instructor.
"I was just in a womb for 9 months and now this?!"
"Darth Vader OBGYN."
Perhaps the weirdest part about this cake is that it was made by a co-worker. "Thanks?"
How else are you supposed to make one?
In case you don't know how pregnancy works, pregnant lady. Here's a Jamaican-themed diagram. Woman + Witch's Cauldron of Sperm = Baby. It's just that simple!
I don't know about you, but I see a baby with a mohawk riding a carrot and I think "congratulations."
Get back in there, baby. You're drunk.
A cake that recognizes a man's contribution to the miracle of life.
"I'll have the pie."
Yeah, because pregnant women wear just a cardigan sweater to the operating table.
Put it on a plate. Then, when no one is looking, throw it in the trash.
I know what you're thinking. How did this baby learn to write so well?
Let's face it. If you eat a baby, you're going to need something to wash it down with.