But like...OK. Is it bad that I'm not mad about this?
Watch out for children. They may lie on the ground, pull one of their socks halfway off their foot and pretend to be hurt.
Don't look in the center for too long. It works.
This seems bad, but the other side of the sign says, "These two facts are unrelated, but we wanted to share the news anyway." So it's fine.
Oh man, this is scary! Or it would be if it wasn't the friendliest looking cartoon snake ever! Now I want to meet him!
Little known fact: Granny Smith apples got their name from a terrifying old lady who used to bake children into apple pies.
But they look cooooool! And they're shinyyyyyyyy!
This is the quote that flashed on the screen in the beginning of the new hit film Butt Brothers, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. It's a gritty psychological drama.
Clowns are people too! People who want to hurt you. People who want to tie you up like a balloon animal and honk on your nose, then put you in a freezer and keep you in their basement.
Phew! I only feel safe when a giant gropes me from behind. So this sign is a big relief.
This all seems terrible, until... No one will talk to me at parties?? Sign me up!
Definitely seems like they're expecting me to find a zombie in this forest. I think I'm just not going to go into this forest.
AKA Just don't use this stall! At all! Please! If you're in it, everyone knows what's happening in your body!
At least they totally understand. When creepy becomes self-aware, is creepy still creepy?
I can't even look at it. It's horrifying!