People do some crazy sh**t when they're asleep. These are the weirdest stories we found written by Reddit users.
"I was on Ambien for about two years. One night, toward the end of my time on Ambien, I woke up in my car. I was in my pajamas, driving and crying. I knew where I was, but I had no idea how I got there, and I didn't know why I was crying, either. I pulled into a parking lot and waited until I was done crying for no apparent reason, and then I just drove back home."
"Someone I know got up in the middle of the night and found a chocolate cookie. She then held it up to the light until the chocolate had melted, stuck the melty chocolate side firmly to her sleeping sister's forehead and went back to bed. All while completely asleep."
"I had a big high sleeper bed. I remember i was dreaming about standing on a big rock with the sea below me, and i made a swan dive. But instead of landing in the water, i was woken up by the feeling of my torso falling on my desk, breaking it in half. That triggered a domino effect of other things falling over, the finale being my closet coming down on me and breaking. My body was more or less intact, but that room was absolutely ruined."
"One night my girlfriend found me stood on the end of the bed moving my hands crystal ball-style around the light bulb on our ceiling saying, 'Isn't it beautiful?' Apparently when she tried to stop me I said, 'ssssshhhhh... don't touch it, it will fly away.' "
"When I was 11, my father came home late from work one night, and glancing into my room, noticed me sitting, cross-legged on my bed, posed as if I were holding cards. He greeted me, then realized that the room was dark, and my eyes were closed. I "looked" up at him, and declared that "every time I play this fucking game, I get my ass kicked" and promptly slumped out of bed and onto the floor."
"My sister slept in the room next to where the dehumidifier stood. One night she woke up and heard someone talking outside her door. She came out and saw me sitting next to the dehumidifier with my eyes closed talking to it about Prohibition. She told me the next morning that she listened to me talk to the dehumidifier for at least five minutes before I stood up, patted the dehumidifier, and walked back to bed."
"A few weeks ago I fell asleep on the couch while my boyfriend was playing video games. Apparently I walked into the bathroom turned on the hot water in the sink and filled a cup, then walked into the bedroom and asked how his game was going. He said he was getting slaughtered. I laughed said, 'It's about to get worse' and threw the water at him."
"Once while sleepwalking, I got a piece of glass in my foot, pulled it out, stuck a paper towel to the bleeding wound, and went back to sleep, only to find a bloody paper towel in my bed in the morning."