But nobody's perfect.
Thank god there's no Yelp in hell.
In accordance of the Third Commandment, this sign features no cussing.
Hey, look! It's the world's first sarcastic church!
Way to sell it, gang!
Because all of the other Haitian Methodist churches charge admission. LOL
You know how they don't really mention Jesus's teenage years in the Bible? It's because he was saying goofy stuff like this!
Yeah, but it's a helluva lot more fun.
Mom's in biblical times.
Coachella is for sinners. Coacheavena is for the saved.
"Today we're going to talk about Sodom and Gomorrah."
The Gospel according to Katy Perry.
Hipster Jesus turns water into Pabst.
To speak with Peter, press 1.
To speak with Paul, press 2.
To speak with Jesus, hang up and call back in three days.
This church is a little too corporate for my taste. I prefer a non-prophet.