Traditionally, the first anniversary is the paper anniversary, so DeLandreh's not wrong for giving Krystal this note.
"We'll see who's laughing in 20 years when I'm hosting the open mic night at the Laugh Inn in Fort Meyers."
He's probably more concerned with his broken heart than her writing.
Do you also hear really intense, dramatic music playing in your head as you wait with bated breath to learn what his decision will be?
"Unfortunately, I'm looking for a smile that's more like 100,500,038 sparkly trampolines."
Sad statistic: All elementary school relationships have a 51 percent chance of ending in dibors.
"It goes fried chicken, you, baked chicken, chicken wings, chicken nuggets, chicken fingers, my family."
The Spice Girls' rules for dating in "Wannabe" have been the basis for many relationships.
"I knew your mom would turn our breakup into a meme. That's why I didn't want her to see it!"
Short, simple, too the point and the visual aid really drives it home.
It's a shame, really. Shawn was gearing up to talk to her again at the three-and-a-half month mark. Just to check in.
Starbucks: Showing your significant other you love them a little bit.
The letter is framed because it's the only breakup note in existence that suggests another person for the recently dumped to date.
It's hard to make a relationship work when you're trying to juggle recess, lunch, homework and chores.
"Closer to the end of the year isn't going to work for me. I was going to briefly date Jenny over Christmas break. Can I pencil you in for next spring?"