Looks like dad's cup of dark roast just got a little darker.
(In case you were wondering, yes, this is a parody Twitter account.)
"This is payback for stealing my tuna! Say goodbye to one of those lives!"
You should probably wake him up to clarify what he means by "unimportant," though. Just to be safe.
Okay, sure. Or...I don't know, maybe just go bowling or something?
Something tells me that if Barbara was in charge, things would get very interesting very quickly.
...And He is apparently Japanese.
Wow, what a selfless action! Remind me to find and befriend this guy...and to never become a mime.
"And that's how I met your mother...and your mother's mother's dog."
Google's got just one question for you ”” Are you feeling lucky? Well, are you, punk?
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...but trust me, you do not want to meet him.
What the heck?! No WAY am I gonna let you give me fishy kisses! What are you, some kind of weirdo?
So what we have here is one guy who attempted murder, and one guy who is planning to attempt murder in the future, but hasn't yet. Thanks, Omegle. You sure do bring out the best in people.
Finally, another use for calculators that's not just making them say BOOBIES.
This girl obviously has some problems. Seriously, who's still on MySpace?
When we first saw this picture, all we could do was stare.