We live in a fast-paced world, so sometimes you're gonna need some fast-paced food. Thanks, fast food, for being nearly impossible to resist because of your convenience and tendency to be what we crave at 1 a.m. For other times, there's salad, but for the more fun times, America has provided us with these ridiculous foods.
Do you like your foods neon orange? Then you'll love these. Really, though, mac 'n' cheese is great, and Cheetos are great, so Burger King though they might as well combine the two. And they have a hit on their hands. Described as "a hand-held new take on classic mac 'n' cheese, perfect for snacking on the go," we're suddenly craving carbs even if it means living with orange fingers for a day.
Besides being loaded with whatever's probably going to make your scale hate you, Doritos Loaded are also loaded with taste. Not only can you pick them up at 7-Eleven, you can also get them at your local supermarket and heat them up in your microwave. You will also have the opportunity to annoy people with the joke of replying, "Nacho cheese!" when people ask you what kind of cheese you're snacking on.
Next up is Domino's Burger Pizza. Gone are the days where you have to decide between the American classics of pizza and burgers. Well, kind of. This cheesy concoction is currently only available in India, but should make its way over to a Domino's near you soon.
Whether you want to call it a waco or a taffle, at one point in time you could order this food hybrid for breakfast from Taco Bell. It looks like it's been replaced by the less exotic biscuit taco, but due to its popularity, it could be making a comeback soon.
You might remember this Halloween special that swept the nation. If you were bored of regular old bread, you could snag yourself one of these black-bunned beauties. Unfortunately, it also seems that eating it just happened to turn your poop green.
This fever dream of basically every child ever born was originally only available at a few restaurants across America, such as the Mexican food chain Taco Time. Now they're up for grabs in stores, so head on over to any place that sells food for the last dessert you'll ever need.
If you find yourself in Japan, you can get your hands on this black frog burger at the Orbi Yokohama museum's cafe. It's a deep-fried whole frog on a black bun, served with sweet chili sauce and a small amount of soy sauce-flavored chicken, for "purposes of comparison." Um, thanks?