Putting the "ill" in "gorilla scalp tattoos."
His head is always in the gutter.
Introducing Nightmare Fuel! For kids ages 12 and under.
Honestly, we find his music to be a little too heady for our tastes.
Really could have used this guy in geography class.
"I've got eyes in the back of my head."
"You have one eye, Carl."
"....I've got eye in the back of my head."
My grandma's pretty cool, too. She doesn't have a scalp tattoo, but she bakes cookies and watches reruns of Matlock, so yeah... she's hardcore.
Now we just need to find a bald eagle with a tattoo of a bald man on the back of its head and the internet will finally explode.
It's spelled, "comment."
This guy's a real brick-head.
He just hopes he doesn't get his wife pregnant again.
If you stare at her head long enough, you can see a sailboat.
Your eyes don't deceive you. This is a tattoo, and it's the latest trend with bald men everywhere.
This tattoo is the G.O.A.T.
Because his tattoo is a classic piece of art, he's required to keep a frame around his head wherever he goes.