A Baby's Guide To Eating Cake
Step 1: Smash it into a pulp.
Step 2: Refer to Step 1.
The number of logic jumps it took for this baby to have one bite of cake and then just shrug his shoulders and sit on it is MIND BOGGLING.
If you think about it, five seconds to us is like two minutes to a baby.
What this baby did to that cake counts as a war crime in EVERY country.
That's one way to cosplay as Iron Man. One messy, messy way.
Don't let the confused look on this baby's face fool you. He knows EXACTLY what he did.
To this baby, every cake is just a giant cake pop.
We don't know what's more impressive: that this baby managed to eat an entire cake, or that it managed to eat an entire cake without getting any in its hair.
EVERYBODY RUN! HE'S DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR BLOOD!
If he did this to this cake when he was happy, imagine what he'd do if he was angry.
We've been there, baby. We've been there.
Listen, baby, we know you just learned how to high five, but now really isn't the time.
We hope those hands are covered in cake and not something else.
If you've ever wanted to see a picture of a baby having a life-changing epiphany, sit down. This is your day.
"It's a little chilly out; better just jam my hands into this cake and smear frosting everywhere. I'm a baby."
We dared this baby to cram this whole cake in her mouth and she's...she's really going for it.
This baby is so jazzed about his first cake that he started eating his own arm.
Baby Dave Grohl's early drumming efforts were nothing short of "messy."
This baby took the motivational phrase "Just Dive In" to a very cake-centric direction, and we're all paying for it.
Huh, guess daddy doesn't know how to cake, either.