"Single Bells. Single Bells. Single all the way!"
This is officially the realest Christmas card EVER.
Kid, if you're out there. Find that amazing sweater and sell it on Etsy for $1000. We can split the profits.
Photo from Awkward Family Photos
"Speaking of Christmas lists. I'm here because I'm legally required to tell you that I'm on a list myself!"
"It's not fair to deny me. Of the cross-eyed sweater that you gave to me." - Alanis Morissette
If we can gather one thing from this photo, it's that this guy loves adopting things!
"'Ugly Christmas Sweater Party'? I thought it was an 'Ironic Sweater Party.' My bad."
Judging by body language alone, it's hard to tell which one's the dad and which one's the baby.
It's the Meow-ssiah!
That's pretty weird. Their dad is a puppy.
"Uncle Walter, you know this is a pajama party, right?"
"Yeah, well, this is what I wear to bed."
Coming soon to a theater near you... Home Alone Alone.
"Meowy Christmas, you filthy animals."
Dear Satan Claus,
This year for Gothmas. I want a new ouji board, a new set of Tarot Cards, and the sun to turn black. Forever.
Azriel, Mistress of the Dark Arts
And you thought you were excited for the new Star Wars movie. These folks have been waiting since 1995!