A more sophisticated burger, for the more sophisticated palate of those of us who have graduated from Happy Meals. You'll taste notes of dijon on the””aw, screw it, Imma stick with a Big Mac.

From the time when Burger King foolishly thought it could be as classy as a hockey rink concession stand.

Low-fat burger? Only if it's made with seaweed and water!

YUUUUUUMMMM!

A triple decker burger that's every bit as classic and epic as the masterpiece it was somehow based on: Batman Forever.

This delightful sandwich harkens back to a simpler time, when even saying the word "pita" made you 68% healthier.

I could really go for some pita nachos and a pita sundae right now.

I don't know about you, but all those naturally colored, pepper-flavored McVeggies are making me hungry!!!

Dairy Queen tried to go healthy for a while with the frozen yogurt Breeze, but it never took off. Apparently, people who frequent DQ aren't huge health nuts.

The craziest thing about this Michael Jordan-themed sandwich is that a bottle of the bbq sauce made for it recently sold for almost $10,000!

There are certain markets where you can still get this, but the only way I'm going to eat Mickey D's seafood is if it's breaded and deep fried.

Burger King keeps trying to make sliders popular, to no avail. Their weirdest attempt were the Burger Buddies, conjoined mini burgers that reminded consumers of the time they ate their twin in the womb.

This has bacon in it and therefore I loved it then and love it now and will love it forever and ever.

McDonald's founder Ray Kroc once said that McDonald's would never serve hot dogs because he didn't know what meat would go in them. But by the '90s, Kroc wasn't there to boss Ronald McDonald around anymore... 

This ingenious sandwich separated the hot foods from the cold foods, but its real gift was introducing the world to Jason Alexander. 

What made this tiny sandwich awesome? Mayonnaise, mayonnaise and more mayonnaise. Seriously, this tiny dream had a 5 to 1 mayo to chicken ratio. 

KFC now has a new sandwich posing as the the Chicken Little, but don't be fooled ”” it's mostly chicken.

Eating a slice of this monster sized pie, with equally monstrous toppings, made you feel like you were having a slice with Mario and Luigi in the fourth world of Super Mario Bros. 3.