Alan Denton
Staff Writer

Alan Denton is a Los Angeles-based TV and comedy writer. Along with his writing partner, Alan wrote a bunch of episodes of the Cartoon Network series Sonic Boom, as well as several angry tweets.

Posts by Alan Denton
Only 37 People Can Solve The Internet's Hardest Puzzle. 17 Million People Have Tried

Think you're smart enough?

The Real Reason Chef Was Killed On 'South Park,' According To Isaac Hayes' Son

Finally, we have an answer.

What Ever Happened To Fruitopia, The Grooviest Drink Of The '90s?

It only briefly touched our lives, but that sugary, carbonated, 17 percent juice beverage will remain in our thoughts forever.

Love Sushi? You Won't Anymore After Seeing These Abominations

Or: "How to make any Japanese food lover cry."

Dining Hall Fails That Prove The Struggle Is Real In College

Brought to you by Meal Plan: "Because what are you gonna do about it?"

The Things Nobody Tells You About Going To Comic-Con

The struggle is real in San Diego.

Some of the Coolest Cosplay at the 2016 San Diego Comic-Con

These people went all-out for Comic-Con this year!

Abandoned McDonald's Are The Creepiest Things We've Seen All Week

These Happy Meals better come with a tetanus shot.

Warning: These Behind-The-Scenes Disneyland Photos Will Completely Ruin The Magic For You

You've been warned. These cannot be unseen.

Photos Give Us An Inside Look At This Abandoned, Decaying Former Disney World Water Park

If you ever took a trip to Disney River Country as a kid, you won't believe what it looks like now.

Simpsons Gags That We'll Admit Took Us A Second To Get

We definitely didn't get all of these Simpson jokes when we were kids.

Enough With the Nostalgia, Here's Why the '90s SUCKED

It's time to get real with how bad the '90s were, people.

The Best Toys That Talked to Us as Kids

Your parents may have hated how toys never shut up, but it just made us love them even more.

'All That' Cast Members: Where Are They Now?

Who became stars, who left the biz and who went to jail?

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle' Knock Offs You Won't Believe Actually Existed

In the '90s, we definitely got our fill of mutants with attitude.