This cook spent so much time wondering if they could turn their stove into an makeshift hibachi grill, they never stopped to ponder if they should.
Happy birthday! You have diabetes.
Oh, look at old moneybags over here, flaunting to the world that he has soooo much bread. We get it, Rockefeller. You're loaded.
We thought nothing could make a pot of instant ramen noodles sadder, but then you threw a brick of Velveeta into the mix. Touche.
Leggo my Eggo... You know what? On second thought, you keep it.
You know why they say honesty is important in relationships? It's so you don't construct a web of lies that ultimately leads to you choking down canned beans and cucumbers on toast for dinner.
Just before bringing this dish out of the oven, he asked his guests, "Do you guys like Cheerios? Well, not anymore!"
Yes, because every time we snack on popcorn, we find ourselves saying, "You know what this needs? Ketchup."
Perhaps we should've tagged this picture as NSFL: not safe for lunch. On the plus side, though, you don't have to worry about anybody stealing your food in the work fridge.
Looks like grandpa confused the spaghetti with the sparklers again...
We call this dish, "Time to Go Grocery Shopping."
Now this is just efficient. Dinner and dessert all in one meal!
You may say this dinner is a lost cause, but we don't think it's anything that a healthy dollop of guacamole can't fix.
If you ever dreamed of being the evil stepmother from Cinderella when you grow up, well, now you know what to feed your children.
Oh man oh man oh man... I totally under-bought for the big office party!
Alright, calm down. Maybe if I just put it in a bun with ketchup and mustard on top, the boss'll never notice the difference...