Some people want a pet, but just can't bear the sight of an anus. Now there's a solution for squeamish pet owners everywhere. Well done, lady! Your dog's butt looks ridiculous just for your own selfish benefit. Now go and wash that thumb and let him be.
The phrase "You can't polish a turd" comes to mind, although we can't knock whoever made this for trying to make the best out of things. Ok, maybe we can... "Welcome to my dumpster pool, have you seen my hot tub? It's a rusty old keg filled with rain water that my cousin Bert farts into."
Check out this nifty contraption that allows you to cook your Thanksgiving turkey in plain sight! Any added bonuses? You bet! Your kitchen will turn into a fully-functioning sauna and there is absolutely NO chance of fire.*
This invention perpetuates the idea that the bathroom is a man's own personal rec room, as if the stack of lightly soiled magazines weren't enough to gross us out already. We don't want to know what happens when they're mid poop and the ball rolls out of reach. Just for the record, guys, you can clean up your own mess.
The perfect passive-aggressive gift for the annoyingly codependent couple in your life. We get/hope that they're a joke, but we still don't feel the need for them to take up valuable space on our planet.
This invention is for people who want a good old chat in a loud place, like a bar or nightclub. What a clever idea! It blocks out surrounding noise and it folds away conveniently to fit in your purse. We're joking. Look at it, it's freakin' huge!
Ever worked in a fast food restaurant and come home at the end of the day stinking of grease and kitchen bleach? Yeah, we miss it too, but luckily you can buy this awesome candle to recreate that sweet, sweet stench!
This clever blanket traps fart odors! So she no longer has to suffer through "hilarious" man-farts and he doesn't have to humor her when she blames hers on the dog. Genius! However, buying it will probably be the least-sexy moment of your entire relationship.
This bodiless, mechanical cat meows ten times per minute and has red flashing eyes. Why, you ask? To scare mice away, of course! We're not convinced the mice will be too bothered, but it definitely creeps us the F out.
Logically, this seems like something a ten-year-old kid made so that he could convince his parents to get a dog. But no, it's actually a real product. First, machines are putting people out of work, now pets are stealing our maids' jobs. Now, on to teaching Patches how to do the dishes.
When she was a child, this woman's parents told her (as a joke) that rain was made of pure acid. She still believes it to this day and has therefore fashioned this corrosion-proof rain sheath to protect herself. Better safe than sorry, hey? Someone tell her the truth so that she can have her shower curtain back.