So you want to get swole, huh? Well there's no better place to do that than at the gym! But like the tale of the monkey's paw, there's always a catch. Because of course there is. And that catch is: Some of the worst people ever go to the gym.
If you're guilty of committing any of these gym crimes, take a long hard look in the mirror. Rethink every choice you've ever made. Do it for you, do it for me, do it for the world.
Cool, so you finished a set. You don't need to chuck your weights on the ground like it's a touchdown. It's loud and obnoxious and some of us are trying to listen to the Space Jam soundtrack on our iPhone, okay?!
Again, there's a fine line. If someone is using a machine wrong in a way that could injure them, by all means offer some advice. But if your advice to a lady is, "Don't use that, it'll make you bulky" kindly take a stick and shove it up your own butt.
The cardio machines with their own, built-in TVs are HIGHLY coveted. If you're on one of those machines, especially when other machines are open, and NOT watching the TV!? Shame on you and your entire family.
You already know that you should always cover your mouth when you cough in the real world. That rule doesn't suddenly change just because you're at the gym. No one wants your germs, we all just want to get our heart pumping!
You're not Archie Bunker on his chair. Everyone should get to use the machine and if you're hogging it...ugh. How many calories do you burn just by typing out all the things at the gym that make you mad?
11. AND Hogging A Machine While Just Being On Your Phone