Don't even talk to me until I've had my cup of coffee in the morning. Also don't look at me, that's what the mug is for.
"But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
"No. I am but a simple purse."
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For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome.
For sparkly, shiny eyes, necklaces are even better.
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These will keep your hands warm while driving. Plus, now you'll have an extra set of eyes on the road.
The iPhone case is a lenticular, meaning that you can move it around to make it look like it's winking at you. Being a babe can be so high tech.
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Worn right next to your watch, so that you know that it's always time to take a good look at yourself. It's going to be okay.
Wearing high heels is a lot like wearing contact lenses. They take some getting used to at first, but then you feel fabulous.
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You know how in the Super Mario games, there's Mr. I, and if you run around him in circles you get a blue coin? This isn't Mr. I, but it's what I'd buy with those coins.
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Pin In Your Eye: A NIGHTMARE
Pin *OF* An Eye: Yes, yes this is the more preferable order of words.
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Take notes, Pixar. A bed with eyes could be the new big franchise.
Your diary doesn't need a lock. It's got all these eyeballs watching for intruders.
Comfy and cute! After all, you can't spell STYLE without misspelling EYE.
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What time is it? It's a quarter past eyelash.
Drying a spill with a real eye would be crazy. Cut that out, there's finally a better way.
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It's eye-catching. It's also an eye. What goes around comes around.
Lauren Pope wore this fun dress on a night out. Because those eyes want to see the world.
You can find a similar look here.
Some people only see things in black and white. Though in this watches' case, that's okay.
A crossbody purse is great because it keeps your arms free. Still, freedom is never truly free. It cost this eye its pupil.
This umbrella is looking forward to co-starring in the live action version of Beauty and the Beast as one of the servants.
The eye is crying because it knows that the top has to be hand washed instead of machine washed. That's so much woooork.