I just want to learn the lyrics to"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
If you squint your eyes, he kinda looks like a Ninja Turtle. So there's that.
"I have an Angelfire website to set up!"
I'd rather be chased by a killer in a ghost-face mask thantalk to my crush's dadon the phone.
She never saw Dionne and Tai ever again.
"Well, great. Some jerk forgot to rewind the tape and now I know the Titanic sinks."
"Damn you, weird gurgly robot sound!"
"I'm trying to decide between 'Jnco jeans model' and 'beanie baby salesman.'"
"I don't need 10,000 hours of America Online. I need 40 minutes of C+C Music Factory!"
"I told you we should have signed up for Encyclopedia Britannica, Mom!"
A '90s parent's best friend.
DJ ruins Kevin's perfectrecording.
Kevin sings to himself: "I get knocked down, but I get up again.You're never gonna keep me down!" And patiently waits 5 minutes for the song to play again.
"911. What's your emergency?"
"Hi, do you have change for a dollar?"
Informercial voice:"There has to be a better way!"
I'm pretty sure this is whycargo shorts were big in the '90s.
"I don't want a new cell phone. I don't want any cell phone. Cell phones suck!"