The Justice League, X-Men and Fantastic 4 are great superhero teams. But they ain't the Avengers. If your kid asked for Avengers toys and you came back with this mishmash lineup of "Why are we even here?" heroes, it's gonna ruin their birthday.
I don't mean to besmirch Star Wars on the internet (I don't want to be bombarded by a bunch of overly emotional nerds). But Stars Warsiors looks like a superior film in every imaginable category. Especially the "Does the main character look like Ralph Machio?" category.
Gotta admit, when I went into Space Boys3 I didn't know what I was in for. But the tale of Sheriff Grabby Hands and his intergalactic play things was better than expected. Easily my favorite horror film of the year.
Note to self: eat too much kale and carry a miniature Santa hat with you wherever you go. It's an easy life hack to make any toilet interior feel more festive. How is saying "Happy Holidays" a bigger war on Christmas than this?
Imagine if actual police cuffs looked like this. You'd have folks with bondage kinks jaywalking all day hoping to get detained. Also, good call on that choking warning on the box. You always want to ask first if someone's into that.
I've stared at this photo for about an hour, and here's the nearest I can figure. This is a bear that swallows or spits balls when you cuddle them. I knew you could find that sort of things at bars, but not Walmarts.
This is what happens when you put the payments on your dream house up your nose. Sure, she seems like she's having fun now. But wait until you see "Mid-'40s Casino Lounge Lizard Belle." This is less of a toy and more of a cautionary tale.
This seems like poor design. But in fact, this is genius. The person who made this decision obviously wanted to show how Spider-Man would operate if web came out of him where it does on all other spiders.
Closing your eyes doesn't make this any less weird, Batman. I know Robin is at that tender age where he's starting to wonder about these things. But you don't have to physically show him how to do it, you creep.
This toy(?) is doing a great service to young girls. It lets them know that the beautiful princesses they look up to aren't naturally beautiful, but had some work done. Plastic surgery... a great message to send to the children.