If you wear these with actual black, hi-top Converse shoes, you may cause the universe to fold in on itself where all is swallowed up and the only thing left standing is a rapidly-aging Justin Bieber who has somehow melded with a sparkly, pink unicorn. Hey, that's not just me talking ”” that's science and fashion talking.
When his shark parents get killed in Sharknado 3, a baby shark seeks vengeance on the humans that murdered them. Unfortunately, it's a baby shark so it can only nibble off people's feet ”” but it's still kinda scary! Starring Ian Zerling, Tara Reid, the entire cast of Pacific Blue (minus Mario Lopez) and Morgan Freeman as the voice of Baby Shark.
If you are really into The Hobbit ”” or if you are really into hairy feet ”” then this sock is for you. And, if you happen to be into both The Hobbitand hairy feet, well, I'm sure there's a support group for you somewhere.
Wearing socks displaying Van Gogh's famous painting, Starry Night, shows everyone how much of an art fan you are. Now you don't need to talk about it: You can just lift up your pants. Everyone around you will thank you for shutting up.
When you're feeling sad, wear these Morrissey socks as you stare out your window, contemplating the point of it all. Then pull off your socks, put them on your hands and have one Morrissey sing "Meat Is Murder" to the other. It'll help.
Pencil, you've been a vital instrument in the development of man for the past several hundred years, but your time as a go-to form of communication is over. Enjoy your retirement as a sock that goes with absolutely nothing in your wardrobe.
You know you have that wild beast deep inside you, but you're just too scared to bring it out into the light. That's where these socks come in. They speak to who you truly are. Release the beast. Release it!
Now you can be a "Gentleman" when you rock these "Gangham Style," and certainly no one will accuse you of having a fashion "Hangover." (Okay, I'm done. That was exhausting and I can't think of any more Psy songs.)
"I find your fashion sense quite alarming, Captain. I fail to see the humor in designing garments with my visage on them and then calling them 'Spocks.' If I felt any sort of emotion I might consider Vulcan nerve pinching you."