1. No Filter Bowie
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This is not from a fashion shoot. This is just how Bowie typically rolls on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Totes casj.
2. Evil Bowie
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He can read minds, shoot fire from his fingertips, and speak to the spirits of the Underworld. In real life. Don't get on Bowie's bad side.
3. Pensive Bowie
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What's going on in Bowie's mind? What's Bowie thinking? NO ONE KNOWS BUT BOWIE.
4. Smokin' Bowie
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That cigarette is soooo happy right now.
5. Hair Model Bowie
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Come on. Look at him work that hair. Is there anything Bowie can't do?
6. Shushing Bowie
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"Shhh. Don't say a thing. Just look at me, soak up all of my weirdness and then make it your own."
7. Mannequin Bowie
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He can stay in this position for hours. This is actually how the man sleeps.
8. Next Level Bowie
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See, Bowie doesn't even need to acknowledge other celebrities, even someone as talented as Ricky Gervais. It's Bowie's world and everyone else is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
9. Pirate Bowie
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Yeah, we know this is Bowie as Ziggy Stardust. But he totally could be in the next installment of "Pirates of the Caribbean." Working title? "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Search for Bowie's Booty."
10. Mullet Bowie
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Don't you dare make fun of his mullet. It was the 80s - everyone had a mullet. And he rocked it better than most.
11. Scarf Wearing Bowie
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See that scarf? It's Bowie's. You can't have it.
12. Playa Bowie
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Married to Iman. Buds with Kate Moss. Okay, you can totally hate him for this one. So not fair.
13. No Shame Bowie
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That's right. He'll sport a jockstrap in concert whenever he wants to. Bowie ain't scurred.
14. Other Worldly Bowie
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He is not from this world. He is from a place called, "Davster Bowienus." It's just north of the planet where Iggy Pop lives.
15. Clown Bowie
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That shoe phone actually works. He uses it to call all his BFFs on Mars.
16. Enraged Bowie
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Even someone as cool as Bowie can get angry. Here he is mad that he has to play such a tiny little guitar.
17. Paranoid Bowie
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We're not saying he is on cocaine. We're just saying that he is not not on cocaine. Big difference.
18. Hungry Bowie
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A typical Bowie meal consists of four purple carrots, a handful of mint chocolate M&Ms, one organic duck egg, a glass filled with nothing but crushed ice, and an empty bowl where he simply thinks of a food and it magically appears.
19. Happy Bowie
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This photo was taken right at the moment when David Bowie realized he was David Bowie.
20. DIY Bowie
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So what if he made that coat out of of stolen drapes from a Motel 6 in Barstow? He's Bowie. He's allowed and he makes it work.
21. In Danger Bowie
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Don't you dare hurt this man. He is a national treasure...in every nation.
22. We All Are Bowie
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He's just better at it then the rest of us. Way better.
